The Boat Preacher

by Patsy Covington

The radio said they found that boat preacher down 'ere in that lake, and I told my wife right then if that boat preacher was in 'at water, them girls was in there, too. She said, "I better get to making some pies then. Betty'll have a house full of grievin' relatives and people who always gotta see what's goin' on."
"I hope you're wrong, though," she said. I told her them pies wouldn't go to waste. Not with them boys of ours coming around.
"Before you take off, Olen, would you go out there in the garden and get me them three biggest tomatoes? I'll take them along with the pies. You can have a few slices if you want to make yourself a mayonnaise sandwich to take with you."
I done what she said and then I went on down to the lake but you couldn't get within a quarter mile of the boat launch. I was dragging my Johnson boat behind the pickup. The Sheriff said to me to stay back behind the yellow tape when I said I thought maybe I could help, but he said we got enough help unless you want to tell us what happened. I said, "No sir, I ain't been around here," and I thought about it some and said, "But I got some ideas." He said don't we all, now you stay back like I told you. Son of a bitch. I voted for him but I been sorry for it ever since.
I eased the truck off the muddy road onto a pile of tar paper from where they'd tore down the old Pentecostal church. I remembered when I was a kid and me and Henry and Don snuck off down there in the woods one Sunday morning and tossed frogs in through the open windows while the folks in there were shouting and dancing. We caught a whole Piggly Wiggly grocery sack full of frogs, and we started running around that little one room shack throwing frogs like Jesus done come back with a vengeance.
Preacher Hardy wadn't but maybe forty years old back then when us kids were up to no good. He was an old man now. Near seventy or eighty, I reckon. Word is he still liked them little girls, though. These two that come up missing yesterday-they warn't even school age yet. Miz Betty's twin grandbabies. She'd been raising them ever since their mama got in trouble with the law for leaving them home alone at night while she went out partying.
I ate the tomato sandwich in the cab of the truck and thought about how good life could be. Then I got out and walked through the trees down to the water's edge and watched the law out there dragging the lake for more bodies. I figured then that they knew what I knew. They'as gonna find them girls down in that muddy bottom. I got out a Marlboro and lit it and my hands was shaking pretty hard by then. The radio had said how the preacher was strangled with something. The radio man-he didn't know what it was the preacher was strangled with.
The old paint faded houseboat was sitting out there in the middle of the lake just like it was ready for him to start preaching from the deck. That's what he done. Every Sunday morning he preached to the fishermen. I heard many a man threaten to kill 'at bastard for ruining a perfectly good Sunday morning fishing trip.
Somebody yelled and I put my hand over my eyes to shield the late afternoon sunlight filtering through the trees from the other side of the lake. I saw'em pull that first little girl up and my knees went weak. She didn't have no clothes on. I knelt down in the moss on the ground there and waited. The wetness from the ground under the moss seeped into the knees of my old khaki work pants. Then in a short time they pulled the other one up. She still had the striped necktie around her neck. I could almost see it from where I knelt.
I thought about the preacher struggling against the necktie but he was too old to win a fight against a younger man. Once he was thrown over the side, all 'at was left was to finish what the preacher had started with them little girls. A man could be watching him from out on the deck, doing stuff to them girls-enough to set a man's blood to boiling-a man who'd had too much to drink and too little of anything else for the past forty years.
I tried to get up on my feet but I couldn't so I crawled back up the bank toward the pickup. Had to stop and throw up once. Chunks of tomatoes and bread spilled out on the ground. I figured I'd just get in the truck and start driving. Somebody was gonna recollect that striped tie. It was the only one I had. I'd wore it to my daddy's funeral just the week before. My wife'd know it. She's the one that bought it for me. My boys would know it, too.
I didn't know where I'd head for but I didn't want to be where my grown boys could see me. Thought I'd go down to Wal-Mart and get me a huntin' gun and some ammunition. I had a old Remington deer rifle at home but I didn't figure I'd go back there. When they come after me, it'd be them or me. I knew which one it'd be and I had to stop and throw up again 'fore I got that pickup door open.

 

© 2005 Patsy Covington

Patsy Covington was born near Natchez, Mississippi and grew up in New Orleans. Some of her work has appeared or is forthcoming in Gator Springs Gazette, The Story Garden, Wild Violet, Right Hand Pointing, VerbSap, Riverbabble, Prairie Dog 13, Poor Mojo's Almanac(k), The Hiss Quarterly and The Dead Mule. Contact her at patsy.covington@gmail.com